Thanks to a good chum for sending this nugget through and making me smile at the end of a long day...
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the whole in it' she said in a Whispa. He replied 'I'm Marathon, the one with all the nuts.' He touched her Creme Eggs then slipped his hands into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight. But 3 days later his Sherbert Dib Dab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!
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